I’m so out of shape.

judeabrams:

Charley horse?

Really bad cramp.

(Source: deianirashock)

I’m so out of shape.

deianirashock:

I went to the gym with a good attitude, and came back with sweat, trouble breathing, and a charley horse.

I’m so out of shape.

I went to the gym with a good attitude, and came back with sweat, trouble breathing, and a charley horse.

Good evening.

How’s everybody doing?

Presley’s gonna fuckin’ kill me

myka-anderson:


WHAT?

You fucking idiot. I love you. You’d better come visit me.

Presley’s gonna fuckin’ kill me

myka-anderson:


What? Why? What the fuck happened?

I kind of escaped the addictions facility.

Well, I mean… kind of. It’s our birthday tomorrow. I wanted to surprise her.

WHAT?

Darcy and Deianira || texts

darcydynamite:

deianirashock:

You’re going to be a great mom.

I think I’m actually starting to get excited for this…

Presley’s gonna fuckin’ kill me

myka-anderson:

What? Why? What the fuck happened?

Darcy and Deianira || texts

darcydynamite:

deianirashock:

Oh my god. You’re going to have a baby. A living thing is going to come out of you.
Oh god, a baby.

Yes. A person is going to squeeze its way out of my vagina. 

I’m making a person.

You’re going to be a great mom.

Darcy and Deianira || texts

darcydynamite:

deianirashock:

No kidding. How long have you known?

A few days. I’m two months in.

Oh my god. You’re going to have a baby. A living thing is going to come out of you.
Oh god, a baby.